Fairy+Tale+Rewrite

Little Red Riding Hood Once upon a time in a far away land, there was a little girl named Little Red Riding Hood. She was walking through the wood (alone) going to take a basket of muffins to her sick Grandmother. She bumped in to me in the woods on the way. I am the Wolf. I was hungry so I ask her “can I have some of your muffins?” She told me “No they are for my Grandmother.” She is sick and can’t leave the house to get food. “Since she is sick once a week I bring her some homemade muffins and other foods,” Little Red Riding Hood said. Since I was so hungry I went to her Grandmothers house, I was simply trying to talk to her. When she got scared and tried to hit me with a broom. So I told her I was just hungry and ask “Do you have something I can eat?” She got even more scared and by now she was mad. So she started trying to lush me out of her house but I just wouldn’t leave. Since she wouldn’t stop hitting me I locked her in a closet but oh no I hear Little Red Riding Hood I thought to myself “what do I do?” I put on some of her Grandmothers clothing and got in her bed. “Oh Grandmother oh Grandmother where are you?” I called back “In my bed dear.” “I brought you some muffins and soup,” She replied. “Oh will you bring it to me dear I am really hungry,” I said. So she brought me the soup and basket of muffins. She looked at me for a moment and then said “Oh what big eyes you have.” “So I can see your better,” I told her. She believed me when I told her that. “What big ears you have Grandmother,” she said. “The better to hear you with my dear,” I said back. At this point she is beginning to realize that I am not her sweet Grandmother. “You’re not my Grandmother,” she tells me. “Okay dear you figured it out. I am not your dear old Grandmother I am the Wolf.” She screamed and hollered for help but no one came. “I simply came for some food,” I told her. Once we were on the same page I let her grandmother out. “Little Red riding Hood would you be a dear and make me and Mr. Wolf some food and don’t forget your self,” Grandmother said. “Why of coarse grandmother what would you and Mr. Wolf like to eat?” “How about some of your wonderful muffins and that soup you brought me.”Little Red Riding Hood fixed them their soup and about that time the Lumber Jack David came in and said “Did someone call for help?” “I did but I don’t need it any more I’m very sorry,” said Little Red Riding Hood. It is very fine my dear sweet child.” said Lumber Jack David. Little Red Riding Hood Lumber Jack David and the Wolf all moved in with grandma so that they could help her. Lumber Jack David stayed to get them wood in the winter, the Wolf stayed to keep people away that are not wanted there, Little Red Riding Hood stayed to get food for everyone when it is needed. Little Red Riding Hood Lumber Jack David and the Wolf lived happily ever after in Grandmas house.